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An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
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Published : 09.30.2009

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Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
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An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
Published : 09.27.2009

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Baseball Heaven and Hell
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland
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Negative People
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Teaching Mathematics
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Geography Of Women And Men
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
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And There Will Be Balance
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Published : 07.19.2009

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Banned From Wal-Mart
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