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George W. Bush
 
"Brie and cheese." - Taunting a reporter who recently spent time on the West Coast, Crawford, Texas, Aug. 23, 2001
 
 

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Dan Quayle-(extending his had during a campaign stop at Hardee's): "I'm Dan Quayle. Who are you?" Woman: "I'm your Secret Service agent."
 
 

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#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
 
 

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is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
 
 

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How To Speak Politically Correct
How to speak ...
Published : 07.24.2008

Rate: 4.00
Jesus & The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one ...
Published : 07.23.2008

Rate: 4.00
Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Published : 07.22.2008

Rate: 4.00
Familiar Drunk
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant ...
Published : 07.21.2008

Rate: 3.73
Things Difficult To Say
Words and phrases that are hard to say ...
Published : 07.20.2008

Rate: 2.20
I D Ten T Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem ...
Published : 06.16.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Bank Robbery
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
Published : 06.15.2008

Rate: 3.73
Wedding Cake
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Published : 06.14.2008

Rate: 3.75
Phone Trouble
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ...
Published : 06.13.2008

Rate: 3.83
Stevie Wonder In Tokyo
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and ...
Published : 06.12.2008

Rate: 3.73
Five Iron Anyone?
A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular; ...
Published : 06.11.2008

Rate: 3.83
Irish Lent
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry ...
Published : 06.10.2008

Rate: 2.13
2 Gay Men And A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their ...
Published : 06.09.2008

Rate: 3.73
After 45 Years Of Marriage
After nearly 45 years of marriage a couple was lying ...
Published : 06.08.2008

Rate: 3.92
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.07.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Irish Prostitute
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.06.2008

Rate: 3.83
Life In The 1500's
The next time you are washing your hands and complain ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.05.2008

Rate: 3.73
I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.04.2008

Rate: 3.73
25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.03.2008

Rate: 3.73
Hunting Accident
An Iowa duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.02.2008

Rate: 2.62
Driving Test
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.01.2008

Rate: 2.00
Computer Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.31.2008

Rate: 2.62
Tax Season
Tax day -- April 15 -- was looming when an elderly ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.30.2008

Rate: 3.43
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a new flight attendant. ...
Published : 05.29.2008

Rate: 3.73
Why I Fired My Secretary
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well ...
Published : 05.28.2008

Rate: 3.73
Marriage 6 X 4
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. ...
Published : 05.27.2008

Rate: 3.73
The Pill
A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy ...
Published : 05.26.2008

Rate: 3.71
Do You Want It Pasteurized?
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.25.2008

Rate: 3.27
Mason Vs. Dixon
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.24.2008

Rate: 3.92
English Men
Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.23.2008

Rate: 3.83

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