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Top Signs Your Too Old To Trick-or-Treat
10. You get winded from knocking on the door ...
Published : 10.19.2010
Rate: 4.00
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How The Fight Got Started
One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery
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Format: Unknown
Published : 07.24.2010
Rate: 3.95
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Welfare Check
A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marches straight up to the counter and
says, "Hi. You know.... I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job"...
Published : 07.20.2010
Rate: 4.00
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Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, ...
Published : 06.12.2010
Rate: 4.09
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Looking for a New Church
Three couples walk into a pastor's office. The first
couple are senior citizens. The second couple are middle
aged. The third couple are young and newly married.
Published : 05.17.2010
Rate: 4.00
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Amazing Simple Home Remedies (That Really Work!)
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES ...
Published : 03.07.2010
Rate: 4.00
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Great Comeback
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.06.2010
Rate: 4.00
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Talking Dog For Sale
A man driving around the backwoods sees a sign in ...
Published : 03.05.2010
Rate: 4.00
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Australian Tourism Humor
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website ...
Published : 03.04.2010
Rate: 4.00
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Old-timers Love
Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 02.09.2010
Rate: 3.83
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The Cork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 02.08.2010
Rate: 4.92
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Great Engineering At Its Best
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast ...
Published : 12.20.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
Published : 11.13.2009
Rate: 4.00
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The Cure
Ahmed the Arab came to London from the Middle East ...
Published : 10.28.2009
Rate: 4.00
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An Amazing New Discovery: Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium.” Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 225 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 313.
Published : 10.19.2009
Rate: 4.00
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New Element
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the ...
Published : 10.13.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Golf Club Sign
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ...
Published : 10.12.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Caddie Come Back Lines
Golfer:"Think I'm going to drown myself in ...
Published : 10.11.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Origina Pickup Chicks
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Veuve Cliquot ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 10.01.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Stories Of Pilot/Ground Control Love
You read the Quantas ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.30.2009
Rate: 4.00
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3rd Grade Exam
Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade ...
Published : 09.29.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.28.2009
Rate: 4.00
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A Whopping Baby Boy
An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
Published : 09.27.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Baseball Heaven and Hell
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.
Published : 09.26.2009
Rate: 4.00
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven ...
Published : 09.25.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Negative People
This is something to think about when negative people ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.08.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Teaching Mathematics
A logger sells a truckload ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.07.2009
Rate: 4.00
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State-Of-The-Art Watch
A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.28.2009
Rate: 4.00
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A Great Night In Tampa
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.27.2009
Rate: 4.09
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Secret Surgery
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.11.2009
Rate: 4.00
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