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	Psychiatrists Vs. Bartenders Ever since I was a child I've always had a fear of ... Published : 05.01.2009 Rate: 4.00
	In Need of a Push A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it's 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed ... Published : 01.28.2009 Rate: 4.00
	Beer And Walking A recent study found the average American walks about ... Published : 08.08.2008 Rate: 3.53
	More Or Less? A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman ... Published : 08.06.2008 Rate: 3.93
	Irish Lent An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry ... Published : 06.10.2008 Rate: 2.13
	New Drink A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, ... Format: Unknown Published : 03.21.2008 Rate: 3.73
	Guy Luke's Night Out After a hard day logging in the northern wilderness, ... Published : 01.27.2008 Rate: 2.88
	Working Nights Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row. His wife dragged him to the window, pointing to the blazing lights of the big distillery in the distance. Published : 12.18.2007 Rate: 3.14
	Impossible To Say While Drunk Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk. Published : 10.20.2007 Rate: 3.73
	Eighteen Double Vodkas A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman ... Published : 08.23.2007 Rate: 2.90
	Stealing From A Drunk A young man is staggering about drunk with a key in ... Published : 07.18.2007 Rate: 3.75
	Free Drinks Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." Published : 11.08.2006 Rate: 4.17
	Getting Drunk Two buddies, Bob and Larry are getting very drunk ... Published : 05.13.2006 Rate: 4.08
	You Guys Got Lucky Three pals are in a bar somewhere in Manhattan having ... Published : 04.23.2006 Rate: 3.30
	The Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders ... Published : 12.07.2005 Rate: 4.17
	Pub Hopping Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro ... Published : 11.19.2005 Rate: 3.93
	No Luck At All A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Published : 06.04.2005 Rate: 3.92
	Talented Octopus A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone ... Published : 05.14.2005 Rate: 4.13
	Designated Decoy Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching ... Published : 04.28.2005 Rate: 4.17
	I Know You Were Drunk Yesterday A fellow decides to take off early from work and go ... Published : 03.21.2005 Rate: 3.77
	Buy The Ballarina a Drink! A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress ... Published : 01.21.2005 Rate: 4.00
	The Gynecologists Drink This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the ... Published : 11.25.2004 Rate: 4.00
	Have You Had A Good Day? A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, ... Published : 08.18.2004 Rate: 4.15
	A Bit Of An Errand For Me Wife McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after ... Published : 06.12.2004 Rate: 4.08
	All Men Be Warned Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties ... Published : 03.18.2004 Rate: 4.07
	It's Difficult To Say Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things ... Published : 02.22.2004 Rate: 4.09
	Boiler Maker Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, ... Published : 01.31.2004 Rate: 3.81
	Ice Cube and Life Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring ... Published : 12.24.2003 Rate: 3.67
	Two Cowboys Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail ... Published : 12.10.2003 Rate: 3.75
	Drunk Again A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on ... Published : 11.19.2003 Rate: 3.29

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