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By: stimpyPublished: 03/08/1999
 
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A man goes into a bar and orders five shots of whiskey and drinks them all one after another.

The bartender asks, "Hey man, why are you drinking so heavy?" "I just found out my brother is gay" the man replied.

The next day the same man walks into the bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey and drinks them one after another.

The bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so heavy tonight?" The man replies, "I just found out my other brother is gay."

The following night the same man comes into the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey and drinks them all one after another.

The bartender says, "Damn, doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy?" The man replies, "Yeah, my sister."

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