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Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
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 Only Catholics Go To Heaven | | By: Unknown | Published: 03/01/1999 | | |  |
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A man dies and goes to heaven. St.Peter gives him a tour
around the place. They proceed down a long hallway and come to
a door. The man hears much laughter and clinking of glasses
and
pouring of wine. He asks St.Peter what is behind the
door.
St.Peter answers, "Oh, that's just the Presbyterians."
They come to another door and the man hears singing, praises,
and loud gospel music. "Oh, that's just the Baptists," he
assures the man.
They proceed down the hall, and another door appears. However,
when they reach this door, St.Peter warns
the man to be very, very quiet.
"Why?" the man asks.
"Because," St. Peter replies, "that's the Catholics, and they
think they're
the only ones up here!"
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