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Don't Blow Chunks

By: JosePublished: 03/07/1999
 
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A guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, "Hey buddy, you gonna drink 30 beers like last night?"

The guy says, "No way man. Last night when I drank 30 beers I blew chunks."

The bartender says, "Man, everybody throws up after drinking 30 beers."

The guy says, "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog!!"

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    started by streetimperial
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    lucky dawg

    I walk on water, spit fire and shit haagen daaz, Idolize no man like Conan and stand beside the Gods.

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    started by SweetHart
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    started by monkeypiss2000
    (06.17.2000 7:52:07 PM EST)

    heard that about a million times before

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