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Bartender's Donkey
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.31.2000 6:56:18 PM EST)
A man walks into a bar, and see's a sign that says "If you can make my donkey laugh, all your drinks are on the house." He ask's the bartender where the donkey is, and about 5 minutes later he comes out and the donkey is laughing extremely hard. The bartender looks at him in awe, and asks him how he did it. The man does not reply, just asks for his drinks.
A week later, the same man walks into that bar only to see a sign that says, "If you can make my donkey cry, all your drinks are on the house." So the man walks into the room with the donkey and about 5 minutes later he comes out and the donkey is crying like a little baby. The man sits down at the bar and starts drinking, and the bartender says to him, "Last week you came in here and made my donkey laugh, this week you made him cry. How the hell did you do it?" The man looks at him and replies, "Last week I told him my pecker was bigger than his, this week I proved it."
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