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 The New SIgn | | By: Polar Bear | Published: 03/02/2000 | | |  |
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A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he
graduated college. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper
sign advertising his services. So he told a kid to paint a sign
board for him & put it above his clinic entrance.
Instead of his business building up, it declined steeply. He had
especially noticed the ladies shying away from his clinic after
reading the sign. So he decided to check it out for himself.
One look and he understood why. The boy only found a small
wooden board to paint the sign on and he had split the word psychotherapist
into the 3 words. His new sign read:
Psycho-
the-
rapist.
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