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By: Mr_assPublished: 04/15/2000
 
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An Irishman walks into a bar and says'" I'll have 3 beers please." the bartender gives him his three beers and he drinks them and says'" I'll have three more beers please." so the bartender gives him the beer and he drinks them then leaves.

About a week later the Irishman walks in the bar and say'" I'll have three beers please." the bartender gives him his beers, he drinks them and says," I'll have three more beers please." so the bartender give him his beers, he drinks them then leaves.

Then a week later the Irishman walks into the bar and says," I'll have three beers please." so the bartender gets him his beers and say," every week you come in here order three beers, drink them, order three more, drink them and leave! What's up with that?"

Then the Irishman says," well, I just left me home land Ireland and I left my two brothers there and we made a packed that every time that we went drinking that we'd have one beer for each other brother!"

Then the Bartender says," well that's pretty cool, three beer, three brother's, that's pretty cool!" so the Irishman says," I'll have three more beer's please." he drinks them and leaves.

So this goes on for a while till one day the Irishman comes in and says," I'll have two beers please." the bartender get the beers and says," I'm sorry to hear about your loss!"

Then the Irishman say's," what do you mean?"

The bartender says," well one of your brothers died right?"

Then the Irishman says," Oh no, It's nothing like that! I quit drinking!"

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gay Gay GAy GAY (0 replies)
started by teatzer
(06.09.2001 10:07:07 PM EST)

this is the same goddamn joke they have but it is just a different drink. get a life! these jokes are not funny and anybody who thinks they are needs to have a lobotomy done so they don't hurt themselves thinking.

of all the time i have lived on this planet i have learned two things, mimes will make noises if punched in the stomach and i have lost my mind completly.

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started by cspimp
(06.30.2000 6:21:25 PM EST)

it isn't really that funny but for some reason i'm laughing my ass off...........

More beans Mr. Taggert?

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