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 Busted???? | | By: Scottphilly | Published: 04/17/2000 | | |  |
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A police officer is staking out a local bar because of alot
of reports of drunk drivers leaving that bar.
At around 1:55am a man leaves the bar, as he leaves he trips
over the curb and stumbles from car to car tring his keys in
the doors. Finally after the 5th car he finds his. Once in in
car he spends a few minutes playing with the lights and starts
to leave the parking lot.
The officer decides to follow him, after watching him swerve
between lanes and driving irratically for about a mile the
officer decides to pull him over. The officer administers a
field subriaty test, which the driver passes. so the officer
gives him a breathalizer test which he passes with a .00. The
officer looks at him cunfused and gives him the breathalizer
again, figuring that the machine malfunctioned. Same thing, the
driver gets a .00. Now the officer is completely baffled and
turns to the driver and asks, How much did you drink? And the
driver replies,"Nothing...I'm the DESIGNATED DECOY".
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cops
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marz
(11.10.2000 0:36:55 AM EST)
shows us just how stupid the cops really are,no wonder so many bad guys get away,keep up the good work boys in blue!!!!!!!!!!!
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REPEAT
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started by
FIELDGOAL1
(11.08.2000 5:05:09 PM EST)
SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS THAT JOKE BEFORE YOU
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Deja vu
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started by
pyrtwist
(09.10.2000 3:07:37 PM EST)
Just read that joke
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yes
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started by
rook30505
(07.17.2000 0:53:13 AM EST)
man, I could have used one of those a few timesSpank my ass!
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