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 Bring Me Another One | | By: Anonymous | Published: 07/17/2000 | | |  |
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A woman goes into a bar, looks into her top pocket and orders a drink.
Later, the bartender asked if she would like another drink. She looks into her top pocket, then says, "Sure, better bring me another one."
After she had finished, the bartender asked her if she wanted another one. Once again, she looks into her top pocket and says, "Yep, gonna need another one."
Finally, the bartender says, "Every time I ask if you want a drink, you look into your pocket before answering. What's going on?"
The woman says, "Well, I have a picture of my husband in there. As soon as he starts looking good, I'm going home." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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gay as hell
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started by
teatzer
(06.09.2001 9:59:29 PM EST)
i asw the same joke on this site but with a man and his wife. i think you people at goofball need to get some new material because what oyu have now blows ass.of all the time i have lived on this planet i have learned two things, mimes will make noises if punched in the stomach and i have lost my mind completly.
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bullshit
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started by
StreetImperial
(07.17.2000 0:42:41 AM EST)
it's supposed to be a man at a bar looking at a pivture of his wife. damn feminist fuck everything up. I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...
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