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The Bar Bet

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/15/2000
 
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A man goes into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll bet you fifty dollars I can pee in a shot glass ten feet away with my hands tied behind my back and blindfolded."

The bartender sees this as some easy money and agrees. The guy takes out his apparatus, and the bartender blindfolds him, ties his hands behind his back, sets the shot glass up, and says, "Go ahead."

The man starts peeing. He pees all over the bar, but misses the glass. The bartender, laughing, unties the guy and unblindfolds him. Still laughing he says, "Well, it looks like you owe me fifty big ones". The guy says, "Yep, I sure do, and I'll be right back".

He goes over to another guy, takes something from him and goes back to the bartender. With a big smile on his face he hands the bartender fifty bucks and proudly says "Well, here you go". The bartender says, "You know, you just made an ass of yourself and lost fifty bucks so why are you so happy?" The guy replies "Well, I just bet that other guy two hundred bucks that I could pee all over your bar, and that you would laugh about it!"

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heh heh (0 replies)
started by shitface17
(03.28.2001 8:37:26 PM EST)

what a goodie!

AND JUST REMEMBER, YOU DA BOMB!

Please (0 replies)
started by FilmGodess01
(01.10.2001 2:39:34 PM EST)

I heard this in a movie. Nice ripoff you dork

loc (0 replies)
started by hellmo51
(12.18.2000 8:01:34 PM EST)

load or crap

HELLMO51

wow (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.30.2000 4:13:51 PM EST)

this site kicks butt

Desperado (0 replies)
started by brussels
(11.06.2000 2:57:43 PM EST)

Actually this joke was shown in the movie 'Desperado' by mister Tarantino himself.

Hehehe.... (0 replies)
started by sweetiepeach
(11.03.2000 3:24:49 PM EST)

...good one..:)

~SweetiePeach~

pissweak (0 replies)
started by mrdoggy
(10.28.2000 7:00:43 PM EST)

that is pissweak!!!!

DALLAS (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 10:22:59 AM EST)

FIRST TIME I HEARD THIS ONE I ROLLED OVER & WET MY ROMPERS...

aww (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(09.15.2000 4:29:08 PM EST)

There is a better version than this.

Search for a joke called "Bite My Eye" in bar jokes ...


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yes yes, old old old (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.15.2000 11:43:51 AM EST)

it was old before that movie even came out, but I guess they figured it's so old it became new again ;)

Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

Whoa - *OW*! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(09.15.2000 10:25:16 AM EST)

I just got whiplash from the trip back through time to see this joke again.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Desperado? (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(09.15.2000 1:55:38 AM EST)


Hell, this joke was old before Antonio Banderas was even born.



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Who are you kiddin? (0 replies)
started by Oxbolt
(09.15.2000 1:20:46 AM EST)

That is off of "Desperado". If you are going to sumbit a joke at least try to be original

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heard it (0 replies)  
started by rook30505
(09.15.2000 0:09:51 AM EST)

that was off of that movie with antonio banderas.quentin tararantino told it(and much better).desperado was the movie,I think.Oh yeah,I'm first!!!

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