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A Drunk With Three Darts

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/19/2000
 
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There was this drunk that walked into a bar and sat down. To his right were three darts. The drunk said to the bartender. "(hickup) What are these darts for?"

The bartender replied, "Well you see, if anybody can get three bullseyes in a row, they win a prize. The drunk picks up a dart and being very unstable, he throws the first dart and falls off the stool. When he picks himself up, he sees he made a bullseye.

The bartender says, "Oh that was a lucky throw." So the drunk picks up the second dart and being very unstable, he throws the dart and falls off the stool again. After picking himself up, he saw that he made another bullseye.

The bartender is very shaken because no one has ever made three bullseyes in a row. So the drunk picks up the third dart and being very unstable, throws the dart and falls off the stool again.

After picking himself up, he saw that he made the third bullseye and said, "Give me my prize. I won!" Well, since no one has ever made three in a row, the bartender didn't really know what to give to the drunk. He looked around and saw that there was a large turtle in the fish tank -- he picked it up and gave it to the drunk.

About three weeks later the same drunk walked into the same bar and sat down on the same stool and told the bartender, "(hickup) Hey, I want to play that dart game again." The bartender said, "Oh, so you really think it wasn't luck the first time." The drunk said, "Luck huh, I'll show you luck and picked up the first dart."

Being very unstable, he threw the dart and fell off the stool on to the floor. After picking himself up, he saw that he had made a bullseye. The bartender is shaken and thinks, is this guy lucky or am I just stupid. So the drunk picks up the second dart and being very unstable, he throws it and falls off the stool onto the floor.

After picking himself up, he saw that he made another bullseye. Now the bartender is really shaken because this guy is the only one that has ever made three in a row and just in case he does make the third he needs to start looking for something to give to him. The drunk picks up the third dart and being very unstable, throws it and falls off the stool. After picking himself up off the floor he saw that he made another bullseye and said to the bartender, "Give me my prize give me my prize, I won."

Well the bartender really forgot what he gave the drunk the last time and didn't want to seem stupid in front of his friends so he said to the drunk, "Look I forgot what I gave you the last time you were in here and I don't want to give you the same thing, can you kind of help me out and tell me what it was."

The drunk replied, "(Hiccup) A roast beef sandwich on a VERY hard roll."

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