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Getting Lucky?

By: AnonymousPublished: 03/11/2001
 
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While enjoying a drink with a friend one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar.

To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her house, they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it.

She gives this fellow the best night of his life with... THE WORKS! Finally, the fellow is completely worn out, and he reaches for a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?"

"No, I don't have a boyfriend," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?!" demands the bewildered guy.

She tells him, "That was me before the operation."

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    OOh!!! (0 replies)
    started by corjones
    (03.11.2003 11:02:38 AM EST)

    That really makes me feel sordid!
    Nice ending!

    Unfortunately I do know Harrymonkbubble. I blame the Court system!!

    nasty (0 replies)
    started by bh4450
    (04.28.2001 8:15:26 AM EST)

    Thats sick!!!!!!!

    hmmmmmmmm..... (1 reply)
    started by akguy907
    (03.24.2001 6:46:24 AM EST)

    sucks to be him



    im not as think as you drunk i am

    Congrats to the guy in the joke! (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (03.19.2001 12:04:53 PM EST)

    You are a second degree faggot!!!!!

    if that was me (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.11.2001 2:25:44 PM EST)

    i would kick some she man ass

    We're going to infest

    Rough (0 replies)  
    started by raven219
    (03.11.2001 1:26:53 AM EST)

    Wasn't the best night of his life after that!

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