Tequila All Around
By: HHB	Published: 06/07/2001
A Mexican man is strolling in Mexico City and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The man is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The man begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me piss tequila." The Genie grants him his wish. When the man gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear, looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid, smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever had. The man yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the man takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next night the man comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up. Finally Friday night comes and the man comes home and tells his wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The man begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?" Pancho raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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texasM3 (0 replies) started by texasm3 (07.03.2001 8:04:12 PM EST) poor

its alright ! (0 replies) started by ghostdog111 (06.17.2001 12:25:27 PM EST) its ok but not that funny.

shit (1 reply) started by robbinst (06.12.2001 2:30:53 PM EST) how does goofball expect us to pay $20 when most of their material is old

YAAAAA (0 replies) started by jaymac4353 (06.08.2001 6:50:27 PM EST) YA BABY THATS A GOOD ONE

stoopid (1 reply) started by bear5685 (06.07.2001 1:28:18 AM EST) and a repeat... only the other time it was a russian and vodka, check your archives goofball

if that's the case (0 replies)   started by raindrop78 (06.07.2001 1:18:42 AM EST) id drink out of the bottle more than i do now

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