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The Psychology Major

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/24/2002
 
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

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    To which she yells back (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.25.2002 1:52:29 AM EST)

    Yes, that's what my daddy charges but you know you want him.


    Just protecting my sheep

    awesome.. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.24.2002 11:06:27 PM EST)

    comeback... that guy might of been shy but he could think quick on his feet. great joke.

    " Did I just say that out loud!?! "

    Hahaha! (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.24.2002 10:26:06 AM EST)

    I would have loved to have seen her face when the tables turned so nicely.. LOL!

    now where's my redneck?

    Psycool!!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (03.24.2002 9:53:24 AM EST)

    I give 12 cabins,12 vacancies and 12 showers. MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Damn Funny (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.24.2002 7:55:42 AM EST)


    I just wish I could remember to do this, after I've been sitting at a Bar drinking.

    A Psychology Major .... (4 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.24.2002 4:04:02 AM EST)

    sitting at a bar studying ? NEVER !!!!!

    (My daughter majored in Psychology)

    LMAO (1 reply)
    started by malcom
    (03.24.2002 3:11:59 AM EST)

    Jesus Christ that's a good one!

    all i can say is...... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.24.2002 3:01:44 AM EST)

    hahahahahahahaha,damn time we guys got some pay back.love that one rob.here is 5^ for ya.

    DON'T TRUST ANYONE

    ROFLMAO!! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.24.2002 0:39:07 AM EST)

    Classic comeback! Score one for the guys! I should have seen it coming, but I didn't.

    Terrific joke! ^5, Rob.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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