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A Small World

By: JskillsPublished: 12/11/1998
 
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There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, "So what's new in your life".

He responded, "Well I just found out my son got a promotion. He used to be a teller at the bank and now he is an executive. On top of that there's someone special in his life. He just bought his new love a brand new Lexus."

The other man says, "My son also got a promotion and he has decided to settle down. He bought his new love a new house on the beach."

The third man comes back from the bathroom. He looked kind of upset so the other two men asked what's eating him. He responded, "I was just on the phone with my wife and found out that my son is gay. I guess the good part is his he seems quite popular with the boys. One of his boyfriends bought him a brand new Lexus and the other a new house on the beach."

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