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The Empire State Building

By: LauraPublished: 01/28/1999
 
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So, two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when one turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. So the second man says, "What are you, a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."

"No, it's true! Let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window. He then takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The second man tells him, "You know, I saw that with my own eyes but that must have been a one-time fluke."

"No, I'll prove it again," and again he jumps, hurtling toward the street, when the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once back upstairs, he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

The second man says, "Well, what the hell, it works! I'll try it." So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat'.

Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."

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    started by Viper0480
    (09.19.2000 10:39:18 AM EST)

    i liked that joke if u got any more good jokes please email me them at rah123321@yahoo.com

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