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String in a bar

By: TheHammerPublished: 02/15/1999
 
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A string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't allow your kind in here!"

So the string goes outside, rubs himself on the curb, twists himself up, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the same string I just kicked outta here?"

The string says, "No, I'm afraid not (a frayed knot)."(Say it out loud if you don't get it)

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    A Frayed Knot (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.24.2003 7:41:16 PM EST)


    yeah I get it.. *tickles self in ribs*... hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    First once more (0 replies)  
    started by kdebonair
    (10.29.2000 10:23:05 PM EST)

    this joke sucks

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