John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life between the legs of my wife!"
This, of course won him top prize for best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of
the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
Joe, somewhat stretching the truth, said "Here's to spending the rest of my
life, sitting in church besides me wife."
Oh, that's very nice, John," Mary said.
The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled, leeringly, and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary."
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised me self, you know he's only been
there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
