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"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"It's like when I guy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs."
— Mickey Rourke, describing what he wants in a woman
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#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
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is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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The first interracial kiss on television was between William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols on 'Star Trek'.
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