"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
One Liners
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
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