"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002
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"When I started doing screenplays, I described it as work for idiots, but it's really work for strong, passionate idiots." — Stephen King
Snapple Facts
#169 The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip.
Yo Mama ...
has a wooden Afro with an "X" carved in the back.
One Liners
Q. Did you hear about the Irish guy who took niagra instead of viagra? A. He couldnt stop pissing for a week.
Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender says, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It is a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."
The guy asks, "geeze, what the heck is that?"
The Bartender says we call it a "Pabst Smir."
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