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Buy The Ballarina a Drink!

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 01/21/2005
 
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A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed, dissipated drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

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drunks (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.21.2005 9:11:11 PM EST)

do weird things

I use to like sundresses (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.21.2005 8:47:12 AM EST)


now I'm not so sure.
LOL

LMAO!! (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.21.2005 3:38:52 AM EST)


I didn't see that one coming. Good `un, obx.

I just hope the poor guy passes out before he takes her home. LOL

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

Hahahaha (2 replies)  
started by meesha
(01.21.2005 0:23:14 AM EST)

Stick a fork in him, he's done!

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