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By: michaelcarlPublished: 07/19/2003
 
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One day an Englishman (Marvin), an American (Roger), and a Canadian (Skunkman) walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, a fly landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened.

The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

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    Not a new one, but a funny one.


    BDL's sister does that to him when she catches him sucking off Dad.

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