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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
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"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynj jvyy unir cevinpl."
—"(When cryptography is outlawed only outlaws will have cryptography")
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#185 A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.
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is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
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Q. What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?
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 Honesty Is The Best Policy | | By: rld1013 | Published: 05/18/2001 | | |  |
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A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink minidress.
Using the time honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I" he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so staightforward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain destroy the place."
"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.
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very cute
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started by
joanna143
(05.18.2001 0:57:20 AM EST)
my husband has that very same problem haha. very cute joke
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