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Honesty Is The Best Policy

By: rld1013Published: 05/18/2001
 
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A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink minidress.

Using the time honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I" he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.

Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor."

He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so staightforward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain destroy the place."

"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.

"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back!" he replied.

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    Title: But joanna143...
    By: wizewon
    Date: 05.21.2001 3:19 PM EST

    why does your husband have to pay?

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