Designated Decoy
By: bethy50	Published: 08/01/2000
From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, Dalby, SE Queensland, Australia, comes this true story. Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the hazard indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last, he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! D umbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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great joke (0 replies) started by marnioz (03.07.2001 2:57:06 AM EST) really enjoyed this one, but it has also been going around that this occured on the Sunshine Coast.

What is the point (0 replies) started by baroncf (08.05.2000 11:42:09 PM EST) of giving the punchline away in the title??? Probably the best comment writer in the world.

True story, my ass (0 replies) started by SilkBoxers (08.02.2000 1:20:40 PM EST) The first time this "joke" was posted on goofball it also said it was a true story. When you gaze into an abyss for too long, the abyss gazes also into you. Silk Boxers

1st (0 replies)   started by h8suall (08.01.2000 0:08:30 AM EST) This was funny the first time I heard it

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