How Did You Get In Here?
By: mizike	Published: 10/18/2000
A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: When you get home tonight, sneek into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys. So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he snuck into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john. "How did you get in here?" he asked. "Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "You'll wake-up my mother!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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too funny (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.15.2000 8:41:37 PM EST) I was reading and reading and maybe it was discosting but super funny. Didn't expect it at all.

Ewwww.... (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (11.03.2000 3:27:17 PM EST) ...funny, but YUCK!! ~SweetiePeach~

You would think (0 replies) started by MoparGal (10.30.2000 7:37:06 PM EST) You would think he would have noticed it wasn't his wife as soon as he touched the old wrinkly body... but then I guess that would ruin the whole point of the joke wouldn't it? Not bad... even if the thought is gross. :oÞ §L

OOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLDDD!!! (0 replies) started by SuzieQ (10.19.2000 7:21:39 PM EST) This is SOOO old peoples!

OMG!!! (1 reply) started by 1ShadowWolf (10.19.2000 6:19:15 AM EST) I didn't think my mother in law would ever tell that one... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight??

YUCK (0 replies) started by blondy808 (10.18.2000 3:05:11 PM EST) Atleast he is on her good side now!!!!

Okay!!!!!! (0 replies) started by duck888 (10.18.2000 1:39:59 PM EST) That was a disgusting thought. Eating old clams.

oh, I think he already woke her (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.18.2000 11:42:50 AM EST) or maybe not I guess ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

Old.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (10.18.2000 10:34:55 AM EST) ...just like Mom! The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

OLD STUFF (0 replies) started by sfihg (10.18.2000 9:50:52 AM EST) They need to stop putting old jokes on in a slightly new form.... at least this one was funny

Very funny (0 replies) started by obiwan (10.18.2000 5:37:08 AM EST) indeed! E-chuta!

hahaha.... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (10.18.2000 0:22:17 AM EST) that was fucking hilarious!that's the best one I've heard in a while.Damn fine job people "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

OOOOP SSSSS (0 replies)   started by donut38 (10.18.2000 0:11:37 AM EST) THAT IS JUST GROOSSSSSS

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