Free Drinks
By: MissPK	Published: 01/08/2001
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a nice place. Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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cool (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.02.2001 4:39:09 PM EST) itès cool

The Duck At The Bar (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.13.2001 11:09:35 PM EST) A duck walks into a bar and asks "do you have any grapes?" the barkeeper replies "no" and the duck leaves.the following day the duck walks back in the store and asks again "do you have any grapes?" and again the barkeeper replies "no" and the duck leaves.For the third time the duck walks back into the bar and asks again "do you have any grapes?" but this time the barkeeper replies "no!you've come into this bar for the past three days now!I swear if you walk into this store again I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!" the duck leaves.The next day the duck walks BACK into the store but this time asks "do you have any nails?" the barkeeper replies "no" and the duck goes "good,do you have any grapes?"

zzzzzzzzzzz (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.11.2001 6:21:14 PM EST) Gee, this joke was funny the first 1000 times it was posted here. I refuse to laugh anymore.

This is the third fucking time!!!! (0 replies) started by iluvpie (01.09.2001 9:33:52 PM EST) Doesn't someone have some new shit? The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

agreed (0 replies) started by spoiler (01.09.2001 11:11:41 AM EST) this joke comes up at least once a month...who is supposed to be keeping an eye on this shit? Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

oops (3 replies) started by kentster (01.08.2001 8:39:39 PM EST) oops you ran it again. ( to the tune of Ms. Britny Spears) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kentster

this again (0 replies) started by skateboardwhore (01.08.2001 5:25:27 PM EST) How many fucking tiems are they gonna put this one up I want to suck your peepee

Hey PK! (1 reply) started by NakedCanuck (01.08.2001 3:51:28 PM EST) You're not Polish, are ya? Oh, wait..... you're blonde. Eh. Same thing.... The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

i saw (0 replies) started by jci986 (01.08.2001 3:48:26 PM EST) that punchline comming as soon as i saw what the Irish guy said

huh... (0 replies) started by VladTepes (01.08.2001 6:59:56 AM EST) i have been amazed by the amount of times i can see the same joke run. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

NOT AGAIN (0 replies)   started by samiland (01.08.2001 0:05:12 AM EST) HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO RERUN THE SAME OLD JOKES.

SOUNDS LIKE (0 replies) started by donut38 (01.08.2001 0:02:04 AM EST) YOUR KINDA PLACE MISS PK ARE YOU THE SAME MISS PK FORMERLY KNOWN AS NAUGHTY

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