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 Lookalike | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 08/04/2001 | | |  |
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A drunk walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and took a firm hold of her left breast.
She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no-good, drunken son of a bitch!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "You even sound exactly like her."
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