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Fighting Words

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 08/10/2001
 
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Harvey walks into a bar and says, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Harvey replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!!!"

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    Been there, done that - LOL (0 replies)
    started by rmthugger
    (08.10.2001 10:54:49 AM EST)



    Marvin, do like I did - get one of those high poster beds. Enough room under there for a gal friend, lol.

    Good post Patrone'

    The Hugger

    Problem here .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.10.2001 8:03:53 AM EST)

    damn divan beds ! Where can I hide ? LOL


    Kiss My Ass !

    I've known...... (0 replies)  
    started by sweetiepeach
    (08.10.2001 2:31:15 AM EST)

    ...many a gutless weasel...LOL! Good one, GP..:)

    Kisses to my Sweetheart!! ~SweetiePeach~

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