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Two Bit Whore

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/06/2002
 
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A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"

The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."

"Yeah," says the bartender. "What did she do?"

"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"

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    This reminds me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.06.2002 9:32:25 AM EST)

    of the time I look in an old shoe box at my girlfriends house and found two Hundred Dollar Bills and a Quarter.
    I asked her what the deal was and she said, "Well, every time I cheated on you with one of your friends I charged them money, then I put it in the Box.
    I thought well two times, that ain't bad. I slept with her friends three times. But then it hit me, "Who gave you the quarter?"
    She nonchalantly said, "All of them."

    Cheap hooker (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.06.2002 4:17:32 AM EST)

    you wont make much money from pimpin' will you GP ? LOL

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