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Bartender's Revenge

By: tex402Published: 09/30/2003
 
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for a mug of beer, and the bartender says, "That'll be five cents, please."

The guy nearly spits out his beer. "Five cents?!" he says in amazement. "How much for a plate of wings with extra hot sauce and a side order of curly fries?"

"Eleven cents," says the bartender.

The customer says he's going to recommend this place to all of his friends because of the low prices. "Wow!" he exclaims. "Where's the manager so I can thank him for these low prices and shake his hand?"

"Upstairs," says the bartender, "With my wife."

"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" the customer asks.

"Same thing I'm doing to his bar and his money," the bartender calmly replies.

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    uh... (2 replies)
    started by tex402
    (09.30.2003 9:26:18 PM EST)

    The bartender is fucking the manager. come'on guys.

    ~Fratech~

    4th (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.30.2003 3:45:23 PM EST)

    and it doesnt really make sense to me either but I can see where he was going with it....lol

    BIG JOHN 2

    3rd (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.30.2003 11:13:37 AM EST)

    i didn't understand this one but i was third.


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    2nd (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.30.2003 6:26:57 AM EST)


    How do you screw money? I always wondered why a big bankroll is called a wad.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (09.30.2003 0:04:34 AM EST)


    sorry nroxby

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