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 To All My Beer Drinking Friends | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 09/17/2002 | | |  |
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There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on.
Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Seems you guys below
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started by
marvin
(09.17.2002 4:43:05 AM EST)
have never had an ice cold guinness. Hell yeah they're paying me ! LOL
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hahha
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started by
acidinterval
(09.17.2002 3:05:09 AM EST)
but can you really call Guinness a beer? its more like warm sludge
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