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 A Friendly Drink | | By: willi | Published: 01/08/2003 | | |  |
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A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a beer.
The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass into the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In New York, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same ones twice."
The Canadian, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Canada, we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either!"
The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and Canadian.
He turns to the bartender and says, "In Florida, we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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