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Jesus Christ!

By: parkingguyPublished: 01/03/2003
 
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A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger comes buy and asks if he's O.K.

The drunk replies by asking, "Do you know who I am?"

The stranger says "No. Who are you?"

The drunk proudly says "I'm Jesus Christ... and I can prove it! Come with me!"

They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells "Jesus Christ! Are you here again?"

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    ^5 ParkingGuy (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (01.03.2003 9:37:09 AM EST)


    Park some more stuff out here.

    This is funny (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.03.2003 7:39:06 AM EST)

    I like this joke.
    I tell it about me and my golfing Buddy giving me a nick name.

    ^5 on PG's 1st submission.

    LMAO ! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.03.2003 3:31:06 AM EST)

    It's kinda hard to read when one gets up at midnight, so I love the short jokes. This is a dandy!

    Congrats and a ^5 to parkingguy for his first posted submission. Keep `em coming, my man!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lol not too bad (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (01.03.2003 3:11:37 AM EST)

    except in the second sentence, it should be "by" instead of "buy". my two cents. hehe


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