|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 Drunk Again | | By: bigjohn2 | Published: 11/19/2003 | | |  |
|
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
The Honest Drunk
Wheelchair Rebecca
Drunk Chick On Park Bench
Drunk Driver Tells on Herself
Drunk Woman Attacks Co-Pilot In-Flight
Drunk Run Over By Train, Walks Away
Court Throws Out Bedroom Drunk Driving Case
@#$% Drunk Drivers
---Reckless Raccoons Break Into Homes and Get Drunk
Drunk Chicks
Drunk and Nasty
College Drunk
Drunk At MickeyDs
Drunk at MickeyD's II
Drunk Roadcrew
Drunk Pumpkin
Drunk Vacuum
Too Drunk To Care
Arrested Drunk
Am I Drunk?
|
More Bar Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
Oldie
(0 replies)
started by
hyenasmirk
(11.20.2003 0:57:39 AM EST)
but always a goodie. "We pursue that, which retreats from us"
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
 |
Most Recent |
 |
|
 |
New Drink
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, ...
03.21.2008
Guy Luke's Night Out
After a hard day logging in the northern wilderness, ...
01.27.2008
Working Nights
Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row. His wife dragged him to the window, pointing to the blazing lights of the big distillery in the distance.
12.18.2007
Impossible To Say While Drunk
Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk.
10.20.2007
|
|
|
|
| Rate This!
|
|
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
Free Drinks
Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
11.08.2006
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
Getting Drunk
Two buddies, Bob and Larry are getting very drunk ...
05.13.2006
You Guys Got Lucky
Three pals are in a bar somewhere in Manhattan having ...
04.23.2006
The Taxidermist
This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders ...
12.07.2005
Pub Hopping
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro ...
11.19.2005
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
The US Mint makes 13 billion pennies a year, half of which will disappear from circulation within 12 months. Each coin costs four-fifths of a cent to make.
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
