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By: simonsezPublished: 01/31/2004
 
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Guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "bartender, got any specials today?"

Bartender says, "Yes, as a matter of fact we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It is a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "geeze, what the heck is that?" The Bartender says we call it a "Pabst Smir."

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oh (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.31.2004 9:22:07 AM EST)

thats good...lmfao

Just don't EVER (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.31.2004 1:51:19 AM EST)


Mix them with Bloody Mary's.

Excellent, Simon! I saw this one once before but this was a MUCH better telling of the joke. ^5!

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

And I bet the stir stick... (0 replies)  
started by willi
(01.31.2004 0:52:46 AM EST)

is a cotton swab.

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