Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
 
 


All Men Be Warned

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/18/2004
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly What happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that: "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Beer Drinkers, Beer Douches!
  • Beijing Newspaper Shames Topless Men
  • A New kind of Beer
  • There's Beer to Wash Away Your Troubles
  • Looking For a Few Good Men -- in Prison
  • Man Suspected of Killing Woman Over a Beer
  • One in Four Men Fakes Orgasms
  • Bursting beer bottles biggest beef in China
  • Smart Glass Knows When It Needs Another Beer
  • Aussie´s Retrieve Beer Bottles From Down Under
  • Got Beer?
  • Beer Lures Man From Christmas Retreat
  • Men´s Scent Sends Women into Shopping Frenzies
  • Beer Poop
  • White Men Can Jump
  • He Lifts Beer Keg With His Whiskers
  • Studies Show Gazing At Breasts Makes Men Healthier
  • Germ Could Give Men A G´Day With Their Mate
  • Grumpy Old Men
  • Brew-Loving Bat Trapped in Beer Bottle

  • More Bar Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    I have (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.18.2004 3:50:40 PM EST)

    the flash of this joke..

    At this point (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.18.2004 9:55:48 AM EST)


    I feel like Groucho Marx.
    I wouldn't have sex with the type of woman, who would have sex with a guy like me.

    .....Huh? what?..... (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.18.2004 0:56:50 AM EST)


    ...is that you Patron? I told you not to bother me while I was sleeping, and what are you doing with that damn ugly yeller dog?

    LMAO

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    New Drink
    A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, ...
    03.21.2008

    Guy Luke's Night Out
    After a hard day logging in the northern wilderness, ...
    01.27.2008

    Working Nights
    Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row. His wife dragged him to the window, pointing to the blazing lights of the big distillery in the distance.
    12.18.2007

    Impossible To Say While Drunk
    Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk.
    10.20.2007

    Rate This!

    4.07 Goofballs of 5
    15 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Free Drinks
    Larry and Steve wanted to go out drinking; they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
    11.08.2006

    Two Years Ago
    Getting Drunk
    Two buddies, Bob and Larry are getting very drunk ...
    05.13.2006

    You Guys Got Lucky
    Three pals are in a bar somewhere in Manhattan having ...
    04.23.2006

    The Taxidermist
    This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders ...
    12.07.2005

    Pub Hopping
    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro ...
    11.19.2005

    Lookie Here!
    Top Selling Videos

    Goofball Facts
     
    There is no such thing as naturally blue food, even blueberries are purple.