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It's Difficult To Say

By: acidintervalPublished: 02/22/2004
 
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

Specificity
Cogito ergo sum
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
No kebab for me, thank you.
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!

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    Kebab? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.22.2004 11:45:55 AM EST)


    Who wants to ruin a hundred dollar drunk with a 20 dollar meal??

    Hahaha, these are good, Acid, ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.22.2004 10:00:00 AM EST)

    right on hte money...hahahaha

    I must be ...... (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.22.2004 8:09:23 AM EST)


    drunk.
    I can't say any of that stuff right now.
    ....and it's 7:00 a.m.

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