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The Gynecologists Drink

By: damselPublished: 11/25/2004
 
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This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender, "Got any specials today?" The bartender replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink that was invented by a gynecologist who is a patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff vodka." The guy asks, "Geez, what kind of drink is that?"

The bartender responds, "We call it a Pabst Smir."

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    Tastes awful (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.25.2004 1:28:34 PM EST)


    But what it does to your breath is even worse.

    Hahahaha, funny as hell, Damsel!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lmmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.25.2004 12:07:05 PM EST)

    now thats good...I like it...

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.25.2004 11:23:20 AM EST)


    Waaaa Hahahahahaha

    ....and a new joke for me to boot!

    I'll bet it taste like piss though.

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