You Guys Got Lucky
By: marrakeshman	Published: 04/23/2006
Three pals are in a bar somewhere in Manhattan having a drink. There's an American, a German and a Frenchman. They get a bit loaded and come up with the brilliant idea of investing some of their hard earned money into the State Lottery. "But how doo vie deterrmeene zie noomberrs," says the German? They all give it some thought and the American, sure of his success, suggests that they take out their willies, lay them on the table and mesure. The respective lengths would establish the magic formula which would lead to their good fortune. So,the American being first,unzips his trousers, whips out his beast and slams it down on the table for all to behold. A very impressive 18 inches! A crowd starts to gather, there is a gasp heard from one end of the room. Its now the German's turn. With great pride and dashing attire, he undoes his zip, ecarts his underwear, and leashes HIS monster. The ungodly thing unfolds before the unsuspecting public and attains an unbelievable 23 inches (hey there, Rocco)! This time there is more than one gasp from the ever increasing assembly. the Frenchman, shy and ungainly, awkwardly edges forward and timidly sets his piece on the table. A hush engulfs the place..... one inch! The American is quick to say, "Hey, no big deal, we've got our three numbers": 18, 24 and the ace. Two weeks later the three are back in the bar celebrating their good fortune. They struck gold, three million dollars. One million apiece. The German says, "Ahh jahvol, itz zanks doo me zat vee hahve von zee beeg pot vit my beeg job zwenty dree inches, yahvol"! The American chimes in and says, "Hey, man, hold on, without my 18 inches, I mean, you know, man, like that's a number, like uuh and it counts too, don't it?" Well, the Frenchman has the last say: "Eef eet ees drue sat ahll sie noombears coont, si noombear ooane ees iimbortante tooo, baht you guys arrhe looky sat si osserr day ahie ad ah ard on. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Not funny (3 replies) started by archiek9 (04.30.2006 11:40:59 PM EST) jokes about americans, french and germans are not funny The person who submitted this must be a Ho since they have the work "rake" in their name.

And still more (3 replies) started by tjshere (04.23.2006 11:01:56 AM EST) Racist humor. Tsk, tsk.

lol (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (04.23.2006 10:17:28 AM EST) at grandpatron....

I think (0 replies)   started by thegrandpatron (04.23.2006 8:08:17 AM EST) O' Yeller had puppies while I read that.

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