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Impossible To Say While Drunk

By: acidintervalPublished: 10/20/2007
 
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Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk.

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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