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Stupid Drunk

By: acidintervalPublished: 10/13/2003
 
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This drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers and spilling drinks as he makes his way to the bar. The bartender sees what is going on and is pissed at the drunk when he finally makes it to the bar. "Get out of here!" says the bartender.

"I gotta go to the baffroom," slurs the drunk.

"I said get the hell outta here or I'll throw you out!!" yells the bartender.

"I gotta go baffroom," says the drunk and starts to drop his drawers.

"Hold on, hold on" says the bartender "alright, you can go to the bathroom, but afterwards you get the hell out of my bar!"

The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the bathroom. After about 5 minutes, everyone hears this loud scream. Dead silence in the bar. Another loud scream-from the bathroom. The bartender and a few customers run to the bathroom. There's the drunk sitting down.

"What the hell is going on?" asks the bartender.

"I went, and every time I try to flush the toilet, it crushes my nuts!" says the drunk.

"Why, you stupid shit!" said the bartender. "You're sitting on the mop bucket!!"

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    holy (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.14.2003 9:48:44 PM EST)

    shit...lol

    What a great visual (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.13.2003 6:00:44 AM EST)


    Lotta crushed nuts going around these days. Funny stuff, Acid. ^5!

    LMAO @ tits in a wringer too. Hahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.13.2003 0:16:05 AM EST)


    I've heard of tits in the wringer but not this.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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