A man walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a beer. He noticed a Big Jar of money in the middle of the bar, curious, he asked the bartender what the jar full of money was for. The Bartender replied it is for a contest that we have anyone can join all you have to do is put five dollars into the jar then with one punch you have to knock out "Manny" a huge 6'5" 300lb. man at the end of the bar.
The man thought "wow" no way, that guy is huge. The bartender said thats not all after that you have to go to the back of the bar where we have a mean three year old German Shepard with and abscessed tooth that you have to pull then if you survive that you have to go to the second floor where we have bertha a 300 lb overweight woman you have to make love to her.
The man said no way in hell.
He sat down and ordered another beer. About 2 hours and ten beers later he was drunk and the money was looking really tempting.
Spur of the moment, he grabbed a five dollar bill out of his pocket put it into the jar, walked over to "Manny" cocked back and punched him out, everyone was amazed.
He went out back to where the Huge dog was, for about half an hour all that was heard was banging and trash cans being thrown around dogs yelping and yelping.
Fourty-five minutes later the man bursts threw the door absolutely exhausted and says "Alright, where is that bitch with the abscessed tooth"
