Bears On Drugs
By: theresalove	Published: 08/06/2000
A bear walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender replies, "I don't sell beers to bears". The bear then tells the bartender to give him a beer, or he'll tear the place apart. The bartender tells the bear that he's really sorry, but he simply cannot sell beers to bears. The bear proceeds to demolish the bar, then calmly sits down and once again asks for a beer. After the bartender gives him the same answer as before, the bear tells the bartender, "Give me a beer, or I will eat that lady in the corner." All the bartender can do is shrug, and the bear eats the lady. The bear, now very thirsty, sits at the bar once again, and asks for a beer. The bartender then tells the bear that not only can he not sell beers to bears, but cannot sell beers to bears on drugs. "What!?" yells the bear, "What do you mean bears on drugs??" The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what about that bar-bitch-you-ate?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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sucks ass (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.10.2001 11:00:57 PM EST) not shabby but not to good i've heard better.

wow... (0 replies) started by phreaky (01.07.2001 9:55:49 PM EST) that has to be the lamest fukkin peice of crap i ever heard...

that sucked (0 replies) started by rook30505 (08.13.2000 9:42:04 PM EST) I laughed until I stopped Spank my ass!

Piss Off! (0 replies) started by theresalove (08.07.2000 9:51:09 PM EST) "Bar-Bitch-You-Ate"= Barbituate, member of the narcotics family... I'm quite sure you have heard of them... Meantime, I go to work 6 days a week at a State Hospital as a Psychiatric Technician Assistant in the forensics area, while you go to work doing what.... getting your pimp rich one quarter at a time on a corner in the sleasy part of town????? DUH!!!!!!

ROTFL! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.07.2000 10:09:11 AM EST) Oh man, that was the funniest shit I've ever heard. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Milk came out my nose. I couldn't breath. Oh wait, I was thinking of another joke. This one sucked.

Who Invited This Guy? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.07.2000 7:31:56 AM EST) Are you fucking kidding me? It's amazing what the fuck they'll pass off as humor these days. This guy should get put in jail & get an ass fuck for this Goddamn piece of shit joke that he tried to use!

ahh ha ha ha- NO (0 replies) started by HoHo316 (08.06.2000 11:41:42 PM EST) keep yo freakin mouth shut, this sucks ass pictures of women only

yup. you're definitely a loser. (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.06.2000 7:56:55 PM EST) can i shit in your mouth for that one?

WELL...... (0 replies) started by theresalove (08.06.2000 5:30:41 PM EST) I don' see any of your names out there with jokes under them, but I DO see your dogs under you... especially the one who actually takes the time to see chunks blown from his dog's ass... DUH!!!!!!

That was gay as hell (0 replies) started by Vandalier (08.06.2000 3:27:15 PM EST) Stupid jokes from stupid peeps...

uh (0 replies) started by thatcuteguy (08.06.2000 2:59:26 PM EST) booooooo.... (wamp-bamp-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hot monkey sex hanging from a ceiling fan.

i thought (0 replies) started by albatros (08.06.2000 10:41:24 AM EST) i thoght there was gonna be a funny punchline. nah. This place is FUBAR!

Whathefuck (0 replies) started by Leatherneck92 (08.06.2000 0:30:40 AM EST) Nice joke ya lame ass.......

crap (0 replies) started by whiteebear (08.06.2000 0:19:57 AM EST) this blows chunks out my dogs ass

1st (0 replies)   started by h8suall (08.06.2000 0:02:29 AM EST) LAME LAME LAME

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