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Hmmmm... I'll Have The Cheese Sandwich

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/24/1998
 
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: 


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|   Cheese Sandwich:    $1.50  |
|   Chicken Sandwich:   $2.50  |
|   Hand Job:          $10.00  |
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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes" she purrs "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your f***ing hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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