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 The Taxidermist | | By: leadj | Published: 12/07/2005 | | |  |
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This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders a white wine. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here where you from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist ... what the hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount dead animals." The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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