A middle-aged woman and her husband visit a disco, just to
remember what it used to be like. After a few dances they sit
down at the side to recuperate. A few minutes later a guy comes
over and asks the woman to dance. She is flattered and, with an
approving glance from her husband, accepts the invitation.
Well, after a few minutes bopping, the guy leans over and
says, ?you know, I think you?re really good-looking. Could I
kiss you please?? The woman is a bit bowled over but
replies, ?certainly not - I?m a married woman and my husband is
over there.?
The dancing continues, and after another few minutes the man
leans over again and says, ?You know, I think that you?re the
most attractive woman I?ve seen for ages. Could I fondle your
tits please?? This time the woman is shocked, and she
replies, ?No! What sort of person do you think I am?? The guy
apologises, makes the peace and they continue dancing.
After a little while more the guy leans over for a third time
and says, ?I think you?re so lovely that I?d like to turn you
upside down, fill you with beer and drink it out of you.? The
woman is horrified, slaps the guy in the face and goes back to
her husband.
?Do you know what that man wanted to do to me?? she asks
him ?He wanted to kiss me.? ?What?? exclaims her
husband. ?That?s not all either; he wanted to feel my tits
too,? she continues. Her husband gets up and asks ?Where is he?
I?ll show him. I?ll knock his head off!? ?There?s more,? said
his wife. ?He wanted to turn me upside down, fill me with beer
and drink it out of me.?
Her husband immediately sat down again. ?What are you sitting
down for?? she asked, ?I thought you were going to go and sort
him out?? ?You must be joking,? her husband replied. ?I?m not
messing with anyone who can drink 16 pints in one go!?
